as i eagerly await the return of the other assistant (which means i get to take a break), i consider my current physical condition. i typically utilize the fitness center here at work during my lunch break and then eat lunch at my desk afterward. a super-buffed security guard mentioned yesterday, after i gave him a look that could kill & grudgingly snatched out my ear buds, that he was starting a fitness boot camp. he said that i was in really good shape and was “almost there” but needed just a little push. and while i felt salty about not being completely “there”, i knew exactly what he meant.
i never, ever weigh myself. but i can estimate, based on past experience with doctor’s assistants yelling my number at the top of their lungs, that i’m now somewhere between 120 and 125 pounds. the number has never been important to me. instead, it’s more about the way that i look and feel. that said, there’s strong definition in my arms, my butt cheeks do not overlap the back of my thighs, and my stomach does not instantly inflate as soon as i eat a meal. my legs have always been pretty darned terrific.
so, five days a week, i hit the gym. i do cardio on the elliptical or treadmill (lately, usually the former since my knees aren’t what they used to be), take care of abs and arms on weight machines, use the leg press for more glut work, stretch & call it a day.
i’ve worked out my entire life in some way, shape or form. but this has been my consistent regimen for six months now. & now, i feel stuck. don’t get me wrong, i’m good where i am… if i were to stop here for good, i expect i could still pull ’em. but in honor of going from average to exceptional, i gotta do better! i’m thinking jada or halle. petite (there’s nothing i can do to get taller) but still shapely.
the trouble is that i’m realizing that this may mean an adjustment to my diet. i admit this with the utmost hesitancy! if you know me, you know that this is tantamount to torture and dilemma. not only do i not believe in diets in the traditional, salads & protein bars, type way, i want to make absolutely zero changes to the way that i currently eat. my only addictions are coffee and wine. and i always start off the day in a fairly healthy manner. my lunch variates between extremely healthy and only moderately unhealthy (fast/fried). and actually, dinner may go either way as well. i don’t think my salt intake is too high or my water intake too low. the issue comes with the constant, incessant snacking. a snack for me may be anything from hot tamales candy to cotton candy to candy no one realizes is even produced still to brownies or cookies to a fast food chicken sandwich… or any combination of these.
it seems that the only way to get over this plateau is to change my view of nutrition. i might possibly need to explore other ways to satisfy my urge to snack… & to get a sugar rush. and i must acknowledge that i’ve been feeling nervous about the amount of hormones and junk that goes into meat and other processed foods. i have declared to my little one that we are moving to a limited-meat diet. he exclaimed in horror, “i do NOT want to be vegetarian!” i assured him that i’m equally as horrified by that idea and that i’m thinking something more along the lines of meatless mondays… gradually progressing to meat two or three times a week… no red meat (except my once monthly steak to combat my anemia)… and maybe at some far future point, meat only on sundays. and since i’m no hypocrite, i suppose we’d have to eliminate processed snacks like lil debbie’s and her cousin frito lay?!
i dunno. so far, there’s just been the declaration. and so i head to the fitness center… still running along the top of this loooong plateau. and for lunch afterward?… either subway or mc d’s… & honestly, the latter is winning at this point… but mainly because it’s closer and it looks like rain…